Reege Returns! No One Gets Hurt!
TV might as well have been broken from December 1 to January 4th, because without Regis it was just about dead to me. But after his month-long absence following hip surgery the king of mid-morning...
View ArticlePhilbin/McHale: Clash of the Titans
Yesterday Joel McHale visited Live! with Regis and Kelly (who themselves are visiting Las Vegas this week), pitting McHale against the source of much of the material shown on The Soup (or, as Regis...
View ArticleAn Early Christmas Gift from Regis
Get your mind out of the gutter, Reege! Filed under: Good with Coffee, Reeeeeege Tagged: Jets, Kelly Ripa, Live!, Regis, Regis Philbin, Sacks, Sex
View ArticleBest News: Regis Resolves to Learn “Twittering” in 2011
Or so he claims during this interview with Paul Rudd from yesterday’s Live!. This excites us immensely, especially if Larry King’s Tweet output is going to diminish once he wraps out of Larry King...
View ArticleIn Regis News We Missed: Reege Still a Danger to Himself, Others
We wouldn’t be doing our job if we didn’t bring you all the news about any injuries or medical issues concerning Regis. We were there when he announced his hip surgery, and when he nearly gave Meryl...
View ArticleYou Can Only Run For So Long: Regis Finally Takes Out Regis
Well, as much of a danger that Regis Philbin has been to himself and others over the years, it seemed that the only one who would ever get Regis off his hosting stool was the Grim Reaper. However,...
View ArticleWas That Special? Dana Carvey Returns to ‘SNL’ And Our Childhood Officially Ends
We’re going to warn you right off the bat that this is probably going to be the most subjective SNL recap we’ve yet written. So if you like your SNL analysis free of emotional attachment, well, then...
View ArticleTONIGHT: Russell vs. Boston Rob Round 2 (Oh, and the Premiere of ‘Survivor:...
February 16th is finally here and tonight is closing in fast. Which means that, after literally weeks of anticipation, Survivor: Redemption Island premieres this evening. But, more importantly, that...
View ArticleToday in ‘Today’: Reege is a Zombie
For years now Regis Philbin has been on a path of destruction, an unstoppable wave of violence that not only has counted many victims, but has also been self-directed, from box-cutter wounds to hip...
View ArticleAmerica’s Fastest Growing Quiz Senstation: Depp or Stewart?
Kristen Stewart has long been famous for acting with her hair (both on-screen and just when visiting Regis). Johnny Depp has also been no slouch when it comes to fondling his follicles, especially...
View ArticleAn Earlier ‘Late Night’
Q: When is a sitdown a standup? A: When Seth Meyers premieres as host of Late Night and takes his act out from behind the “Weekend Update” desk and moves it to center stage. It was a much less of …...
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